What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 05:00
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
If books could kill: The poison legacy lurking in libraries - BBC
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Resilience may protect against psychopathic traits in people with childhood trauma - PsyPost
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
5-Day Workout Plan That Melts Belly Fat for Men Over 50, Trainer Says - Eat This Not That
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Avalanche Signs Nelson - NHL.com
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
It has been said that people with ADHD can often hyperfocus. Can that be an advantage?
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
No go.
What are some examples of a threat to democracy in India?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
—
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Fed’s Waller sees path to multiple interest-rate cuts this year - MarketWatch
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
What are the best items to buy from a furniture shop?
So they tried
No way
share office space ...